common CLICHES

[Jamaica Miss]

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Dat's di way di cookie crumbles, an it don do yu eny good to accept wha happen cuz yu gotta throw di cookie away.

[HONEYPYE]

"no sense crying over spilled milk"

no sense crying over spilled milk?.... dam right you can if that was your only glass of milk

[JamCan]

Good things come to those who wait............
But bad things usually don't have a problem showin up on time!!!

What if you get hit by a bus while you waiting?

[Jamaica Miss]

Whatever!

Whatever does dat mean? Finish yur sentence!

[paz]

Takes Two to Tango

Si

[Princessblack]

"takes two to tango....."

DUHHHH...like its gonna tkae 3 or 4 people to do a sensual dance like that.

[Tia]

i got things to do and people to see


i got people to do and things to see

[JamCan]

Nice one TIA!!!!! LOL


"You hit the nail on the head"
HIT??? NAIL???? HEAD?????

[Princessblack]

"You hit the nail on the head" Ain't no nails hitting my head. Just my darn head on that head board. Ouch...it hurts!!!

[Princessblack]

"no sense crying over spilled milk"

Who would want milk weh already deh pan de ground...after mi no pussa come sop up milk. An who spill de milkin in the first place? All we need to do is get a mop an dry it up and tap all de foolish bawling. More milk sell a store.

[Princessblack]

"Empty barrels make the most noise".....What noise? Dem haf mout fi chat much less fi mek noise??? Tap de garbish man. lol..

[Jamaica Miss]

It will be a cold day in hell before I .......

It will be a cold day in hell neva an mi no wanna see hell enyway so figet abou it.

[Jamaica Miss]

When hell freezes over.

Hell jus might freeze ova ef we get global warming an eart begin ta ice ova like in di movie Day After Tomorrow, except where di hell is hell? Mi thought it was on eart.

[paz]

To Each It's Own... sure It's a better fit

[JamCan]

[u]When pigs fly.........you betta carry an unbrella!!!! Cause pigs **** too! LOL