mek mi tell unu str8, ina dis whats it whats it

single life nuh easier caw a constant hunt (unless yuh ava buddy or yuha joe grind)

too much hunting man, 1 here, slap move on 2 there slap move on, an liek some man all av more dan one, no man, mi nuh like tell lie to people still, so a nuh mi dat.

now wehn yuh av a one queen pon a ends, yuh jus call dat, an if shi naw do nutten yuh mek shi know yuha fwd, an shi nuh affi ax weh di long magga man a come fah. MY TINGS!

an if yh wah ends out wid r yuh ends out.

but each av it pros and cons

single pros

anything, anythime, anywhere.
no attachments
free to whore
lef dat anytime
can go weh mi want wid who mi want

single cons

the constant hunt
it very tireing
usually involves lieing a lot
you dont really get to know di person
STDs
you always have to keep your gaurd up (that is work too)
nuh matta wah yuh affi always use boots
yuh nuh know if dem a do di same ting


NOW

non-single pros
no beggin an convincing fi MY TINGS
wuk dat anywhere, anytime, anyplace
ALL kinda freaky tings allowed
NO LIENG
you know that person so well
you can talk to them
you can cry on dem
your allowed to be affectionate wid dem
yuh can be soft wid dem an wont look like a punk (untill unu bruk up )
did i say wuk dat anywhere anytime anyhow + freaky $h!t$ + no long talking fi mi tings

non-single cons

yuh affi plan fi 2
yuh cya stare pon di hot girls dem nuh more
hot girls always want yuh as soon as sumadi book yuh, an dem neva want yuh b4
more while it hard fi nuh stray
trust can backfire in a million ways
more while yuh cya roll out an ends out wid di bredrin dem
yuh affi spend $$$ on someone odda dat you.