You would! Oh, I can top that. When I was in graduate school, I shared a house for a few miserable months with a guy and his fat fiancee who were rabid Amway distributors. They would practice their sales pitch to recruit other Amway distributors on me because I was too nice of a guy to flatout refuse to listen to it. They never tired of yammering on and on about the unimaginable riches--rooms full of money and jewels--that were possible with selling Amway products. I swear, it was almost like being recruited into a religious cult!