WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his
face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full
beard."Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with
both hands. "Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there
anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued,
running her forefinger across the
bartender's lips and slyly
popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap,
or paper towels in the ladies room!"

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