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Old 09-05-2006, 11:11 AM
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Talking GG's Jokes

I'm jealous at Dudley's thread so here goes..........

Just a little something to make you smile
>>
>>A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her
>>young husband's constant demands for sex, decides to make a
>>schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will
>>have to make love for the rest of their marriage.
>>
>>While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece
>>of paper: "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending
>>requests for sex are leaving me drained
>>and really tired. So I propose that we only have
>>sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the
>>frequency of ourlovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just
>>understand where I am coming from, and let me know if
>>my request is too demanding of you."
>>
>>
>>On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks
>>the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved
>>husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he
>>reads it.
>>
>>Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices
>>that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that
>>reads, "Baby, I didn't realize that I was putting you under so much
>>pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken
>>the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days
>>starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same
>>page.
>>
>>
>> 1. TUESDAY
>> 2. THURSDAY
>>
>> 3. TODAY
>>
>> 4. TOMORROW
>>
>> 5. TATURDAY
>>
>> 6. TUNDAY
>>
>> 7. Every Tukking Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>
>> P.S. I love you too, and it's still TODAY, I
>> waiting for you upstairs."
>>
>>HAVE A GREAT DAY
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