Questions

- why does the gynaecologist leave the room while you get undressed?

- Why cant women put on mascara with there mouth closed?

- Why is the first thing you say in Alcoholics Anonymous 'Hi I'm Bob and I'm an alcoholic'?

- Why is there a light in the fridge but not one in the freezer?

- Why does mineral water that has trickled through the mountains for centuries have a sell by date?

- Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a crisp no-one would eat?'

- Did the first person to see a cow say 'I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'

- What do people in China call there good plates?

- What do you call male ballerinas?

- Why is the person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

- If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?

- If corn oil is from corn and vegetable oil is from vegetables what is baby oil made from?

- Why is it if someone tells you there are a billion stars in the sky you believe them but if someone tells you there is wet paint you have to touch it?

- Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

- Why is it when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you but take him out in the car and he'll stick his head out the window?