LOL @ alla dis ya. I don't think it's fair to call JC mrs. spellcheck... we
only spellcheck Teach for fun because, being Canadian, we think it's hilarious to see a teacher who can't spell. I have a feeling it might be more common in the US, although I don't know from experience. Picking out peoples' (even friends') mistakes is not polite at all--I wouldn't ever do it, but like I said, this is all in fun between the three of us.
Other than that, the poem was very entertaining.
