Like I was almost in a car accident last night (inches) and it didn't happen because I'm supposed to go to JA.

Today the lunch special at work is "baked salmon Jamaican style".

They keep playing Sean Paul on our radio station.

There was a bird outside my office window just hovering there....it means I'm supposed to fly.

I just bought a new bathing suit for a totally unrelated reason.

The girl I'm taking really needs to get some and she just heard "sexual healing" on the radio.

When I went to the bathroom there was water in there....like water in Jamaica.

I'm the winning bidder so far on a fabulous camera from Ebay.

The departure date is on payday.

I had lunch today....there's food in Jamaica.

I was supposed to go see Bounty Killer last night but couldnt' make it. But no matter because he's at Sumfest.

I mean really....could it be any clearer?

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