welcome welcome one and all,
will you look at us now, walking tall,
with the strength and wisdom of all that is whole,
I can see right now that you newbies got soul.

Today I feel like a poet rather than a flirt,
today I am the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt,
i'm sorry I'm not here long,
on another page i'm looking for a song,
so bye for now and see you next time,
when i'm sober and have better rhyme.