..............Many times in my mental mode, not physically, i tend to say,"all is fair in my very own bedroom, and also in life". In my dreams i see a Jamaican man a tief some a tek me cherry, yams and cod fish too. Now wha he do, hehehe, it's what i did that counts in de whole story boss. He is making fun of me and my values, de moron. Tommorrow, he see de road, hit it, don't come near mi. Gun shot, noise too loud for me poor ears. Mi use to live like a mad person, now just a crazy one on the wild side and now me peaceful ready fi love. Because mi love me self, mi cyaan love others and thats the start of a new relationship. One that can never diminish because it's when i was popular. Word game on the television, i use to watch programmes that feature intelligent people vying for money, fame and prizes, all di frills of de worle dey show, then it got boring, so mi call Mike.The conversation start get hot, my blood turning cold, cold, cold like ice. wha mi ask im, "you an illusionist? or dis cyan be what you call reality". Snap outta it now or fi put mi tings in a suitcase and go back to mamma. Lets compromise, love is neva avin to say goodbye and i love you today,tomorrow and always until you have all my heart, unless you break it. Can't break, won'tallow dis to happen even for this temporary feel good ilusion. Oh, dis an illusion? What? True love? Never im mi life have I been in such an atrocios situation, than within. I found solutions until dis time. Wha a difference a day.....It really taught me love, to love hopefully be loved. In love is such a wonderful thing to encounter, especially with the one who mek yu feel good in being yu an good expressing ur heart to that special someone who cyan start no fuss an fights, but jus love to tie yu up an spank yu jus right. You deserve to be whipped and treated like a naughty gal who gets pleasure out of a bit of pain, accompanied by tender loving care and agony. Mi wanna treat you like a freak an a lady. Don't get all worked up about mi libido, it gonna be fine. When yu come near mi an touch di fluff, then vibrations start di whole length a mi, skirt get pop and expose my entire lovely lace,silk slip, which mi jus bot wi mi last dollar.

It betta do summin fast coz mi exposed, so whole world cyan see mi nice pearls dem. It might blind them eyes forever and always. So change to diamonds fi mek them know jus how precious yu are to ETJ and yourone and only wid those rocks aroun yu neck, yu shine, shine shine always. Tek dem off when you Jamaica and put summin else on like a batty boy acting all feminine. No more metrosexual or fya a go burn, blaze it up pon de bwoy wid him mad, sick head. When the police came im do de blaazaay, no matter di police or di soldiers who lick im wid batonsthat dem pulled out. Gyal yu nice eeh- no fi caranapuffin dis bwoy nice, him alone deserve fi be caranapuffed. His caranapuff is sweet, an it time for us to ask all the girls if it okay ta, time fi dat ting ta go in deh. Go een deh wid loud caranapuff. So it go swim at bluefieldsin Jamaica wid mi buy shrimps out deh and outside mi yard have a bashment dat inna di party, dat ETJ neva figet. Mi nuh wat to do cuz mi mind on track. Yu dutty minded nuf, so mi tan misses. Gi di gyals a good whine same time an dey gi yu, same difference, nuh matta. Wha di gyals want? She need a buddy for a menage-a-trois, so weh yu seh now ? It depends on who you even talk bout. Mi nuh getyuh. Well if yu want....... If mi want wah.......yu wan den go.....mind weh ya seh.....Jus follow deh leader.....mi nuh no wagonis.....an yu no care.......I care so much..... abou playin dis game?........ cross, angry, an miserable..... Wha yu need is.....some goodpum pum.....and mi know right.....yuh tink a joke?....No joke! JM help!........A weh yaw seh?....She mad, sick head.....head drop ana roll....yuh head drop roll?.....Head gone roll weh?.....over deh west coast LOL.

Dung inna di gully or whereva yu want. Gully water tek it to a new level, wash it go sea..... OH LAWD tek mi back yaard. Back yard flood out. Not in Mobay don.Oh zeen,dat good. No wayden one dat good fi yuh den. Need wuk on yu. Yeah guess so. Yuh got trubbles man? Yeah minaw hide. Mi neither. Who went? huh, who went where? Is a story dis.

Once upon a time in a likkle place in Jamaica, named Pig-village, der live a princess, named Princess Black. Wholived with a prince. A real prince charming. His name was Annancy, but she no care. Im is de greatest an der be no caranapuffs in de village. Afore she gi diggy-diggy, she had to go see abou a dog, named Jamekan who lived somewhere about in Canada, almost near bashy house.An belong to Jamaican man from Portmore. Weh bring it to PB, give her weak knees, undefined til she drop dung, got a bit drunk an pass out on di wedding cake.

"What's wrong wid yu gyal? CHO. Dats why I can't drink, smoke or play because she very lightheaded anact a fool. But mi ago learn to keep mi mouth shut, when talkin to people, especially while eating food, and spit flying all over the people dem place. Cho man, pass mi rag, clean it up. Bear nastiness went on as I tried to fit my big, bold, beautiful ass right on top of the counter where he had drunk rum and coke, right before we played with each other. I found that it was too much for me to handle, so mi jus run away to a place where I will feel safe, and more in control. Somewhere I could think of all thats happening in this unlikely scenario, but then I sawthat there was no place to really hide. I didn't know what else to do....... Play games on ETJ, like celebrity name game, and psychology word game.

Yep exactly like those and talk to other members. About what topics? Money, Jamaica and more. More sex, more sexand more money, money, so mi can buy some Christmas gift now and not wait until the day before Christmas, like someone I know. I know her too, she wears those shoes, morning, noon and night. So now the heel is all worn out. She should've bought new shoes. Full time now but she have kids, so she can't afford sore. Those sandals someone got her it wasn't name brand. To ask the girls for a new shoes to go to Jamaica and smoke some high up in a coconut tree, swinging bak and forth until i'm dizzy and i fall and buss up mi head back.

(COMPOSED BY CATHERINE1971) I give it up to you girl for taking the time to do this.

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