This is a story about the four word game i read it page by page and realized wot a great story it was all written by a number of members from ETJ.

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THE SECRET LIVES OF THE ..ETJ -ITES...

Back in the day, when everything wasn't so simple as can be, a few girls decided to go for a test drive with a handsome guy with no wallet. But he had something else in mind for the trip. As they buckled in for the ride of sight seeing, the handsome guy didn't know where to go and instead decided to go to the pawn shop, since he left his credit cards at sandals with FaF. So broke,he starts stripping and doing a pole dance!! joining him the ladies,danced up and down around and around. "i'm getting dizzy,lets stop for a while and go to a place where no ones getting anywhere, so dont give up JAMCAN"

Lets get this started because i'm ready to party and then some hot steamy sex with olive oil and JAMCAN will be ready for anything.In walks a fine looking piece of Jamaican dark chocolate, who starts stripping and began grinding up on JAMCAN, but then he notices her room mate JAM MISS. He says "come on lets get outta here, and start taking it to the bedroom, where i can be alone with me, myself and i. Who is trying to get some loving? the ****** who has a third leg, but can't quite get it in, so they start to work at lubing it up nicely. So as to get the full effect of deh big hard lollypop, that was in his hand to cream all over her. She opened up wide, but in walks trouble.......

OH MY GOD......."I'm terribly embar****ed to be seeing all these people caught in this position.

LIGHTS...CAMERA....ACTION.......Its the ETJ gyals ready for their favourite tall,dark and handsome 3 legged 6" man who can't get it.The big head rules only when pumpum doesn't, to satisfy all holes at once. Then he scratched his bald head and thought to himself, that situations can get very sticky, very fast. "OH WHAT THE HELL," anyway all involved act, very horny and raunchy until there was no furniture left to be used for hanky panky........

Let this thread continue, or else what you want to do when you got nothing to say intelligent or meaningfull to someone who knows anything and claims to know everything about sex and love.

.........Wining,dining and dancing.He said "get out deh whips and handcuffs again, why not try a little more loving". But then im realize the gyal dem love has gone and left, so he go bathe imself with some ivory soap and see some funny looking tings on his ting-a-ling.That look like some rash or bumps man. Dat really needs to be checked out by DR JAMAICA MISS.......Who get her degree en deh sexology college. Whe it tek har whole life to pass.........So im go a veterinarian college,so she can treat the anacondas when the get outta control, and bite deh ooman. What is no good for sure coz she want the real thing, to satisfy her needs. What are those needs? i do not know, but your needs are .........what do you think?

You are a screamer,a little duct tape.She says "i'd rather a pillow". he said "i'd rather you face,flush, fluster and as ripe and ready for some good ole passionate, hot, romantic,beautiful,amazing.......from a real guy whome appreciate each and every curve of my being to send you to a place unlike any other place you have ever been,where passion is endless",and so deh men came up to her and whisper,"baby how do you want it?" she said "smooth, hard and from the back,and pull my hair,come an take me".'WHOA!!" he says surprisingly. Seh im is not ready fi buss yet, but maybe tommorrow we can try a thing, that is even better, it's called backshot. WHAT? who shot who? and so she said "ask Jamaican backshot." "backshot, naw baby. How come you no like rude boys in their underwear or some other flimsy garment, lipstick all ova deh face and those awful neon slippers". Paz says "mi want a pair of slippers dem! mek stars in deh slippers for JAMMISS, watch her put them on the wrong foot!" "mi don't need to put it on to take a tour on yellow brick to Montego bay and ave more sex, on second thought, i decided not to cause a nightmare so i, danced all night instead".

Then hit one o clock, begin to strip taking off everything down to laundry, clean my thoughts. I realized what i did, stirred up memories of the good old days, when everything was simple and easy, but still the challenge met is invigorating. Only if you know, wait! don't underestimate yourself. "I AM SO HORNY". Im not go call, so why don't take that long to come. "Coz it feel good", "How good babes?" "Please expound on dis for me so i can unnerstand where you cuming from"..........I miss de whole performance, whats going on? He just a simple fling now and then, until it get to the breaking up part, which is hard to break. Silver and gold, is not the only commodity, you blind goat.

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