Originally Posted by Dejavoux

OK OK Here's 2 of the best ever......

I gotta go da skoooo, I gotta go da skooooo, whatcha doooin? Stop!, Please!, No! *thud* *running off screeaming and twirling a book strap* *gasp* I'll get cha I'll get cha!
Mista and Nettie in the woods, The Color Purple

YOU TOLE HARPO TA BEAT ME! All my life I had ta fight, I had ta fight my daddy, I had ta fight my uncles, I had ta fight my brothers! Gull chile aint safe in a family uh mens. But I never thought I'd have ta fight in my own HOUSE! I luuus Harpo God know I DO! But Ah KILLEM DEAD for I leat him beat me! "This life be ova soon, heaven last always...." Gull you outta BASH Mista's head open and thank about heaven LAYTA!
Sophia and Ceile in the corn field, The Color purple

LOL As you can see I've watched that movie WAYYYYYY to many times, I know it word for word! LOL