Only in Jamaica, citizens have to protect police from gunman.
Only in Jamaica, you’ll have police cars parked at rum bars.
Only in Jamaica, can people strike everyday just not to go to work.
Only in Jamaica, gal fat up demself wid foul pill and bleach out dem skin wid toothpaste.
Only in Jamaica, prisoners are allowed to have cell phone fe run dem operation and report warden to dem posse.
Only in Jamaica, bad boy hole up police station fi get back him bag a Ganja.
Only in Jamaica, the Airport people can tell yuh bout yuh bakside and there is nobody to report them to.
Only in Jamaica, when you go to a restaurant, the waiter tells you hold on so he can watch the football game.
Only in Jamaica, tief tie up security guard and steal him German Shepherd guard dog.
Only in Jamaica, country people a carry wood and water pon dem head, and have a cell phone pon dem waist.
Only in Jamaica, you can step up and step down in a bus same time.
Only in Jamaica, you can borrow somebody else’s side of the road fi drive pon till yours get better.
Only in Jamaica, the more mess politician mek is the more pay dem get.
Only in Jamaica, S.U.V. caan’ pass road test.
Only in Jamaica, you have bicycle-by shootings.
Only in Jamaica, the Gulf War still affect gas price.
Only in Jamaica, can a tief hold you up and ask you to walk wid more money the next time.
Only in Jamaica, Police go to arrest a tief and don’t have a handcuff.
Only in Jamaica, do you see a driver and a passenger in a cab sharing the same seat.
Only in Jamaica, police are afraid of criminals.
Only in Jamaica, is the greatest tourist attraction, a “Rent-a-Dread”.
Only in Jamaica, can the forecast look gloomy for the following day and the Prime Minister makes it a national holiday.
Only in Jamaica, can Ganja be the best form of agriculture in the country.
Only in Jamaica, can you be taxed for excessive use of oxygen.
Only in Jamaica, does everyone drive a deportee car and the less fortunate a Lada.
Only in Kingston, traffic is so bad dat you can reach work quicker walking dan driving.
Only in Jamaica, can you report a crime in progress and the police tell you to stop interrupting the domino game.
Only in Jamaica, firefighter reach di fire scene and have no water fi put out di fire.
You know you are in Jamaica when even the baddest D.J. becomes a Christian.
Yuh have pothole so big when yuh drop in, yuh caan come out.
You know you are in JA when someone is wearing a bubble jacket because “dem waan ina di lick”
You know you are in Jamaica when the last general election was called a bashment.
You know you are in Jamaica when it is 96 degrees and you need no shade…
Once upon a time every J’can come from Kingston, now dem seem to come from
everywhere but Kingston.
Nowhere else in the world could you go and find such peace of mind and contentment wid so much madness and confusion at the same time.
“Jamaica, Jamaica, Jamaica land we love”