Archive for March, 2008

Our high school alumni section is coming back once again with several improvements to make it that much more useful for our users. It will be live once again and we are working on a way to integrate it with our forums. We will announce it once it becomes live once again on the site and in the forums.

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The long anticipated return of our store is almost here. We are loading it up with some initial goodies and the larger order of items is on its way. Hopefully we are able to provide you all with at least one thing that you find either cool for yourself or for friends and family.

Hopefully we can finally get some T-shirts going too. I know, I know but we really are working on them. (at least I am) [just kidding Domo]. Anyhow once they are here were pretty sure you will all say they were worth the wait.

Until the next update,
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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, “man, it look fake.” He say, “Bullshit, that watch israel”…..

9. Undermine - There’s a fine lookin’ ho who live in the apartment  undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol’ my uncle, iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My momma in law stopped by and I axed her, “You plan on  stain for dinner?”

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she  say “fortify.”

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

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Big Bwoy was inna composition class an di teacher ask ‘im fi mek a sentence wid’ defence, defeat and detail’. Guess wha Big Bwoy say? ‘De dawg jump over de fence an de feet go before de tail’

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One morning Big Bwoy did late fi school so ‘im ride ‘im father donkey, ‘Gee Gee’, go a school. Him did in such a hurry dat him nevah tie di donkey propaly. Well, guess wha happen? In di midst a spelling class, Gee Gee get loose. Big Bwoy frighten sotill wen him look out a di window an see di donkey a gallop wey.

Meanwhile, di teacher ask de class, ‘Children, how do you spell egg?’ Big Bwoy nah listen di teacher, him only waan di donkey fi stop, so him shout out, ‘EE GEE GEE!’.

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Group of men waiting outside ‘new inventions’ meeting room before it starts.

American, Englishman, and Jamaican.

A bleeper noise is heard, and the american looks at his shoulder, presses it and looks at the other two and says ‘ its my bleeper’,

The englishman raises the palm of his hand to his face and starts talkin, when he finishes he looks at the other two and says ‘ that was my mobile phone’

The Jamaican thought I dont want to get left behind with all this new high tech stuff, so he gets up and leaves the room, and returns with a piece of toilet paper sticking out of his arse, the other two look at him, the Jamaican looks down and behind and says ‘ Oh!, I am recieving a fax’.

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Only in Jamaica, citizens have to protect police from gunman.

Only in Jamaica, you’ll have police cars parked at rum bars.

Only in Jamaica, can people strike everyday just not to go to work.

Only in Jamaica, gal fat up demself wid foul pill and bleach out dem skin wid toothpaste.

Only in Jamaica, prisoners are allowed to have cell phone fe run dem operation and report warden to dem posse.

Only in Jamaica, bad boy hole up police station fi get back him bag a Ganja.

Only in Jamaica, the Airport people can tell yuh bout yuh bakside and there is nobody to report them to.

Only in Jamaica, when you go to a restaurant, the waiter tells you hold on so he can watch the football game.

Only in Jamaica, tief tie up security guard and steal him German Shepherd guard dog.

Only in Jamaica, country people a carry wood and water pon dem head, and have a cell phone pon dem waist.

Only in Jamaica, you can step up and step down in a bus same time.

Only in Jamaica, you can borrow somebody else’s side of the road fi drive pon till yours get better.

Only in Jamaica, the more mess politician mek is the more pay dem get.

Only in Jamaica, S.U.V. caan’ pass road test.

Only in Jamaica, you have bicycle-by shootings.

Only in Jamaica, the Gulf War still affect gas price.

Only in Jamaica, can a tief hold you up and ask you to walk wid more money the next time.

Only in Jamaica, Police go to arrest a tief and don’t have a handcuff.

Only in Jamaica, do you see a driver and a passenger in a cab sharing the same seat.

Only in Jamaica, police are afraid of criminals.

Only in Jamaica, is the greatest tourist attraction, a “Rent-a-Dread”.

Only in Jamaica, can the forecast look gloomy for the following day and the Prime Minister makes it a national holiday.

Only in Jamaica, can Ganja be the best form of agriculture in the country.

Only in Jamaica, can you be taxed for excessive use of oxygen.

Only in Jamaica, does everyone drive a deportee car and the less fortunate a Lada.

Only in Kingston, traffic is so bad dat you can reach work quicker walking dan driving.

Only in Jamaica, can you report a crime in progress and the police tell you to stop interrupting the domino game.

Only in Jamaica, firefighter reach di fire scene and have no water fi put out di fire.

You know you are in Jamaica when even the baddest D.J. becomes a Christian.

Yuh have pothole so big when yuh drop in, yuh caan come out.

You know you are in JA when someone is wearing a bubble jacket because “dem waan ina di lick”

You know you are in Jamaica when the last general election was called a bashment.

You know you are in Jamaica when it is 96 degrees and you need no shade…

Once upon a time every J’can come from Kingston, now dem seem to come from
everywhere but Kingston.

Nowhere else in the world could you go and find such peace of mind and contentment wid so much madness and confusion at the same time.

“Jamaica, Jamaica, Jamaica land we love”

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