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ETJ Store Survey

April 25th, 2008

We are getting closer to the launch of our new online store we are conducting a survey to get your feedback on the types of products you would like to see in our store.

ETJ Store Survey

We appreciate your time and partication.

Thanks,
D.

Staying In Touch with Jamaica via Videophone

April 5th, 2008

ETJ is far from being a techie site where you can find the latest and greatest gadgets online but this one stands out a bit and is a great tool for staying in touch with friends and family in Jamaica and across the world. Ojophone allows you to see and talk to people in real-time without the need for logging onto your computer and running some chat program such as MSN Messanger or AIM. Its not the cheapest gadget but once you start using it the benefit seems to shadow the cost. Learn more at ojophone.com.

D.

Spirit Airlines Email Specials

April 5th, 2008

At some stage I signed up for Spirit’s email specials. Its been a while now so I cant remember exactly when I did this. What I can tell you is that at times they offer some unbelievable rates to Jamaica (and other places ofcourse but let’s stay focused on Jamaica shall we). The last one I received, and this was today, was for a $30 dollars to Jamaica. If you are interested in receiving these email promotions then head on over to http://www.spiritair.com/ and look down on that page for Email Specials. Sign up and you will be notified from thereon.

I hope this helps make it more feasible to visit our beautiful country.

D.

ETJ High School Alumni

March 31st, 2008

Our high school alumni section is coming back once again with several improvements to make it that much more useful for our users. It will be live once again and we are working on a way to integrate it with our forums. We will announce it once it becomes live once again on the site and in the forums.

D.

Did you know?

March 31st, 2008

Did you know you can register for our new site and post your feedback/comments on whatever it is we are currently discussing? Well, you can. See the register link to the left of this post in the blue navigation bar or just click here.

Did you know you can help us to promote the site to thousands of people by simply sharing it via social bookmark sites like Digg, Stumbleupn, Facebook and Delicious? Well, you can. See the icons under “Share the love!” and click on the ones you are a member of. Feel free to join the others too. I personally like Digg the most for this purpose but they all have their ups and downs.

D.

The Everything Jamaican Store is Coming Back

March 31st, 2008

The long anticipated return of our store is almost here. We are loading it up with some initial goodies and the larger order of items is on its way. Hopefully we are able to provide you all with at least one thing that you find either cool for yourself or for friends and family.

Hopefully we can finally get some T-shirts going too. I know, I know but we really are working on them. (at least I am) [just kidding Domo]. Anyhow once they are here were pretty sure you will all say they were worth the wait.

Until the next update,
D.

Leroy’s Homework

March 29th, 2008

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, “man, it look fake.” He say, “Bullshit, that watch israel”…..

9. Undermine - There’s a fine lookin’ ho who live in the apartment  undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol’ my uncle, iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My momma in law stopped by and I axed her, “You plan on  stain for dinner?”

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she  say “fortify.”

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Composition Class

March 29th, 2008

Big Bwoy was inna composition class an di teacher ask ‘im fi mek a sentence wid’ defence, defeat and detail’. Guess wha Big Bwoy say? ‘De dawg jump over de fence an de feet go before de tail’







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